I was getting my nails done by a friendly Vietnamese woman when this conversation happened (no really):
Lady: You want me to tell you how to lose all your baby weight?
Me: Well, I already did but sure, I could always stand to lose more!
Lady: You have to salt the weight off your body! Salt, salt, salt! (She then proceeds to go into an entire Eastern medicine schpeal.)
Me: I see. Well, maybe I can try it.
Lady: So....you... (Gestures to her breast to indicate breast feeding.)
Me: Yes, I breastfeed my baby.
Lady: Oh. Then you will have saggy breasts!
Me: It's OK, I will just buy a new pair!
Lady: Oh no, no. You do like my people! You go to the Walmart and get birth control. It should be $9. It will make your breasts look better. Much better! And it will make sure you never have more than two kids. My people! I swear it! That's what we do!