Oh No He Di'int! Or, A VERY Crude Story

Rob and I called my FIL to update him on our anatomy scan. Here is how the conversation progressed:

FIL: Well, I really don't need to know about your cooch but I would like to know if you're having the kid through your vag or a c-section.


DH's eyes got real wide and he mouthed, "What did he say?" When I shook my head to confirm he'd heard right, my poor husband was mortified. I was honestly shocked into silence. I stammered some sort of response then quickly hung up.

Yuck!